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THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am, #238561
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am, #238550
b***e Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am, #238547
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am, #217593
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm, #217592
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am, #139975
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some a** jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #139973
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm, #139405
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139402
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm, #139401
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm, #139089
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm, #139072
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am, #139057
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am, #139055
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138944
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm, #138943
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm, #138942
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm, #138941
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm, #138454
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap sh**.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm, #138430
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm, #138428
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm, #138230
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm, #138184
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm, #138183
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm, #138182
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138181
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm, #138180
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be a**ailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm, #138174
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm, #138168
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm, #138151
In the US, how many thousands are sh** by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm, #138147
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #138146
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm, #138129
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm, #138123
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm, #138122
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm, #138120
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a sh**gun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm, #138118
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm, #138115
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm, #138113
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138111
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm, #138110
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm, #138106
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in b***e, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am, #138087
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am, #138051
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am, #138018
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am, #138004
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am, #137999
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am, #137996
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but d*** it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am, #137993
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am, #137991
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am, #137990
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137989
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am, #137988
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm, #137986
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull ****.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm, #137985
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm, #137984
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a sh**gun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm, #137960
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm, #137956
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm, #137943
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm, #137931
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137930
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm, #137929
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm, #137928
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm, #137914
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm, #137913
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm, #137912
thats awesome. Completely agree. The **** that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




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TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm, #251013
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am, #251006
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am, #250848
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm, #250844
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm, #250818
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm, #250816
Haha, very funny! :)


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Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #196463
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm, #196462
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm, #120066
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm, #120065
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm, #120010
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am, #119986
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am, #81446
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am, #81301
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am, #81240
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm, #81195
Either???
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm, #81193
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm, #81191
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm, #81189
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm, #81187
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm, #81186
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm, #81185
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm, #81184
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so d*** many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the h** coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm, #81182
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm, #81181
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm, #81180
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm, #81179
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm, #81178
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm, #81172
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm, #81171
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm, #81170
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm, #81169
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm, #81168
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm, #81167
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm, #81158
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm, #81149
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their a** from law suites. *gasp* no ****!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm, #81144
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm, #81135
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm, #81134
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm, #81132
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm, #81130
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #81129
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm, #81070
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm, #81069
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm, #80903
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am, #80892
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am, #80886
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am, #80885
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am, #80884
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am, #80882
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #80103
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm, #80098
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm, #80095
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm, #80090
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm, #74731
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am, #73950
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am, #73948
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am, #73812
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am, #73805
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.


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Rating: 4.89/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am, #234923
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
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Good'n Fan


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Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm, #8676
So h** for an 18 year old it's insane.
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I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am, #2585
And thank god she is....she is h**, i'd do her


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Rating: 4.93/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:52 am, #211912
But everything to do with the difference between ninth grade and graduation.
Nagard - January 26, 2011, 4:44 am, #210833
Simple and true! Awesome!
Cloudchaser - January 25, 2011, 11:32 pm, #210826
Also voting 5L because this is so freakin' true! I've long thought that a saying I came up with is "Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right"
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 5:27 pm, #210784
"What's wrong is that all I ever see are posters from Airman, Culos, and this stupid Cubbybear jerk while all my posters get rejected! You're all biased! WAH WAH WAH WAH" (See Forum lol) 5L Air, 99% of your posters make me chuckle.


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Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 2, 2012, 8:54 pm, #241153
If the Indians had been smart enough to figure out how to make bronze, they probably wouldn't have had a problem. Has anyone ever seen a Pre-Columbian sword?
PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 6:51 pm, #241148
Who needs a green card when you've got a big frickin' sword.


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THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations


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Rating: 4.45/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:56 am, #233265
Must Be Canadian.


ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.




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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2014, 6:56 am, #253333
Yeah, I do like this'n. Yessir.
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2014, 4:44 am, #253332
Needs to be a Christopher Columbus Guanahani Natives version!
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:36 pm, #253307

This is epic!~


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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm, #254903
The double negative makes it perfect.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2013, 11:52 pm, #251035
I honestly thought there was a weight limit for them to apply.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:21 pm, #251016
Do you honestly think that cop is going to catch the youngster? Too many doughnuts me thinks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am, #250975
I believe that this must be a reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am, #250974
I believe that this must be a reality.
JesusWept - November 12, 2013, 6:49 am, #250950
No boys band CDs? Finallly i can see light at the end of the tunnel! 5 L's


Steroids -




AS IT TURNS OUT -


TAGS: legal system
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:22 pm, #203005
Are you sure? Because I got off.


The Eyes Are The Window To One's Soul -


TAGS: movement legalize weed 4 20
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 7:00 pm, #245273
Bell-bottoms Papa...some how I don't find that hard to believe...teehee
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:42 pm, #245267
WHOA flashback... d***, where'd I put my bell-bottoms... C'mon baby, take a chance with us! C'mon baby, take a chance with us!
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 4:02 pm, #245263
I used the scroll wheel on my fancy mouse... uuhhhh... woah. My mudulla oblongata Inna-gadda-da-vita uuhh... pizza.
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:28 pm, #245261
We should be ***ing us talking about this stuff. Bet some of it could be pure genius. But we'll forget it and it will be lost forever! No way what-so-ever to recall it. Just gone!!!!
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:24 pm, #245260
Awesome...now, move your mouse extra fast in little quirky movements on your scroll bar, up and down...SILVIE!! I said your mouse... dude you have some serious iss....shrooms?
Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 3:11 pm, #245259
Woah... I think you just gave me contact high over the internet... 5 uuhh... got any brownies?


Time Of Your Life -




Fracking -


TAGS: fracking companies lawyers questioning legality
Rating: 4.3/5

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falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm, #248760
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am, #248729
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


THINK! - Whatever you are doing on the net now, might be illegal soon. (don't be evil)


TAGS: rnr google internet freespeech legal
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:26 am, #182788
Disagree. Agendafake -1L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 5:05 pm, #182699
Agreed! 1L
Faceplant31 - June 30, 2010, 4:55 pm, #182695
Politifake?


ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - If you don't drown on the way over, you'll be deported anyway.




Exercise: here's your motivation! -




IRISH SPRING -


TAGS: ireland g** marriage legal
Rating: 4.33/5

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premiumgrade - June 14, 2015, 5:17 am, #261611
Thank you all. It's a tough road here. You guys put out top notch posters. Thanks again.
rerun - May 30, 2015, 12:31 pm, #261442

I support g** marriage, live in Texas. Guess I'm screwed.
Cloudy - May 30, 2015, 3:56 am, #261437
Ireland legalizes g** marriage and they get a rainbow. Texas bans g** marriage and they get historic flooding
GaryO - May 29, 2015, 9:11 pm, #261435
Dang, now I gotta switch soap. Don't stay gone so long. Miss yer posters and comments.
mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:01 am, #261428
PG!!! You're back!!!! I like to cruise the archives now and then. Luuuuuv your stuff!!! This is very clever! LUV it! 5L!!


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